if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
This should be a top news story.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…
Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?
Math teacher: Exactly.
*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*
Me: I win.
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
Martin Freeman & Rupert Grint | Wild Target
Martin’s still annoyed he wasn’t cast in any of the Harry Potter movies.
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
I love how Jared and Jensen are just trying to out-pose each other and then they finally look over and see Misha’s pose and they just lose it.